F(福尔摩斯): Hello, everyone. I am a policewoman. Do you know where I am now? There are many perfect detectives here, there are many classical cases here, and here is also the place that is afraid by the bad men. Here is the Fuermosi detective centre!F: Do you know that why my detective center is so famous? Just because of me——one of the most wonderful detective in the world! Hahahaha! (作张扬状)I am very clever, learned, friendly, and……handsome!(作自恋状)W(同事): (实在看不下去了)Excuse me, Miss. May I help you?M(女士): Er……Yeah.(终于回过神来)These days, the residents in Yuanling Community lost many things. We think that there must be having a thief. So we need you——the wonderful detective to help us! Please help us to catch the thief!F: (虚荣心得到了极大的满足)Just a piece of cake, of course that I can catch the thief immediately. Wendy, let’s go to the Yuanling Community now. Miss, we can go there together.W: Thanks, let’s go now!M: Okay. (三人一起离开了侦探社)F: (Jeff,SophiaWendy一起来到了园岭小区)Oh, it’s too hot. Let’s buy some ice-cream. Wait for us, I’ll back soon.W: Okay.(说完转身离开)M: Hey, wait! (F已经走远,她只能一个人无所事事地四处看,T(小偷)从她的身边走过。
M顿时觉得口袋一轻,发现自己的钱包已经不见了)Thief! Stop! (T多次险些被抓住,但都依靠一些小陷阱化险为夷。
使M摔倒,最终眼看T要逃走了,去买冰淇淋的F正心满意足地往回走。
见此情景,随手用水瓶砸向T,使她一时间有些晕,听到动静后赶来的W抓住了她。
将她交给M)M: Oh, you are wonderful, I’m your fans! (F以为M是在说他,笑容满面,正准备与m握手。
m却直接走向w)M: You did a very good job!W: Thank you.M: Oh, I really worship you!(准身面对观众)If you also worship Fuermosi.W: Or maybe you think that he’s……(似乎很不情愿)Handsome.T: Or you hate him.(转身对F说)I hate you!F: My pleasure.(一脸平静)M: Than the users of China Mobile please send FMCR to 520.W: The users of China Unicom please send FMCR to 250.T: The users of PAS please send FMCR to 119.F: Than you will get the elegant color ring of Fuermosi!。